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Random thoughts, some of them funny, from a San Diego divorce and criminal defense attorney, as he fights for his clients in Court, fights the battle of bulge and goes through life.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Death by a million paper cuts!




Do you ever feel like it's the little things that get you? I definitely do. I'm fresh off a large victory in criminal court- my client should have spent 6 months in jail, but instead got probation and a few hours of community service. It was one of those times when I should come back to my office feeling like the conquering hero, but instead I am mired in paperwork for other cases.

At times like this, I often retire to a nearby coffee shop with my lap top, a stiff cup of coffee and my mind numbing pile of work. Law, especially family law, has a good level of drudgery. You have to fill out numerous forms, draft declarations and prepare motions that are essential to representing your client well. As a lawyer, I live for the moments when I argue in front of a judge or a jury, but each of these moments has to be carefully prepared for with a large level of minutae.

A good friend and I once did an analysis of our profession over cigars and cuba libres and we calculated that maybe only 5% of the time that we spent as lawyers was spent in dramatic hearings or trials. For most lawyers, the percentage is even smaller. Most attorneys will never in their careers address a jury. They spend their critical time typing on a laptop, drafting agreements or other legal documents. They talk on the phone and work out deals.

I couldn't live life comfortably without at least a few high adrenaline moments in my work week. It makes the papercuts worthwhile!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

619-CALL-RAY

I got a new phone number for my practice- it's personalized and an improvement, I think, on my firm's number, which is 619-422-7722. That's easy to remember, right?

The new number will hopefully be even easier to remember. I can see it in billboard ads, late night television spots and...maybe....even on the side of my pickup! 619-CALL-RAY.

I've wanted a personalized number even since a friend of mine had THE-KING as a number. We'd go to a bar and he'd say ladies, just call "The King".

The ladies would usually just end up laughing and I don't think he got many calls, but I always wished that I had my own personalized number.

Dreams come true, man! So, now, when I'm chasing ambulances (a joke), I can yell out- 619-Call-Ray!

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